So has everyone survived the passage into 2012? I'm
going to assume yes since you're reading this. So congrats, another year has
come and gone.
Now everyone (just go with me here) makes resolutions
for the new year, whether it's to exercise, cut back on drinking, focus on
family, whatever. But what about being selfish and making a promise to yourself
to get more sexual satisfaction out of life? Promise yourselfto get laid (more!)
this year, or commit to checking off at least six things from your sexual to-do
bucket list. Don't lie and say you don't have one. And if you don't then.....
um, why not? Anyway, six, there is a good number - one every other month. Totally
achievable!
So I've made mine: follow through with any propositions,
maybe find a good lay around here, and get some new toys. C'mon Queens, the
toys can be the best thing. And let's be fair - no saying a guy is a creep for
whatever he gets (unless it's one of those baa'ing sheep that only have an asshole.... I've seen them [my
ex was a practical joker] and they're totally creeptastic). We don't want to be judged for what fun we buy for
ourselves and the jesters and court are just trying to do the same. Besides,
the goal of it all is pretty universal, isn't it? So yeah, cut the guys a
break. If you have a fuck buddy, go to the store together.
Trust me; there is nothing worse than having the
handcuffs put on you, your ass planted in a seat and -then- realizing they're
actually the good quality cuffs, on par with what the cops would go for. Or at
least maybe some of us should resolve to learn how to pick a lock or two for
the New Year....
As always everyone, enjoy it out there, don't hurt
anyone unless they like it, and send me messages!! I don't bite (hard), and who
knows ... maybe you're the one I need for the time. Hit me up, y'all! And let's
conquer this year and make it ours; I've got the whips and chains ready!
Until next time....
~Jenn Waterman
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